If Dorian had something to throw, he'd throw it at Klarion. Instead, he gives the witch boy a Look. Death by toilet wasn't one of his finest moments and he'd rather Klarion not bring it up, thank you very much.

"Possibly. Either that or the time I fell out of a window, or the time when someone tried to kill me with a baseball bat to the temple, or the other time I fell out of a window..." He trails off, with a shrug. Dorian's picked up a lot of dumb ways to die in his lifespan.