[ Kyle can't even imagine if Richie ever met his friend Spooky Jones. His boyfriend wouldn't be able to retain any blood in his body except for in his face. ]

Ohh a wet dream! [ Yeah Kyle says it louder than he needs to just to make Richie squirm a bit. ] Uhmm I dunno, I don't have very many ever. Uhhh.. Oh, there was one, but it didn't get far. I was camping with this guy. And he was really handsome, kinda older... We shared a sleeping bag together and made out a little.

[ Then he woke up and felt irrationally lonely afterwards. ]

Mine are never really interesting. They never get anywhere, you know?