Have you ever seen a more...dark, sinister villain? A man who walked the shadows, like he owned them? A man with a cane that seemed to spew them when he only pressed a hidden button on the side?
Why that man, that sinister, shadowy man, was currently eyeing the bank across the street. Complete in costume, a unitard, tophat, and even curls on his shoes -- if just to emphasize the dastardly deeds he was about to commit. The grin on his face said enough too, didn't it? The way he smiled like he had quite the secret. Like there was something quite rakish that he was about to do. ]
It was a jackhammer. A jackhammer made of shadows. Hammering at the concrete in front of the bank. ]
Behold! [ He threw out a hand, at the shadowed machine. ] Watch as we sink into the Earth! Never to be seen from again!
[ Except for, you know, in the bank. When they jackhammer a hole big enough to come in from the bottom. Teleportation powers be damned, this was fun. ]
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Why that man, that sinister, shadowy man, was currently eyeing the bank across the street. Complete in costume, a unitard, tophat, and even curls on his shoes -- if just to emphasize the dastardly deeds he was about to commit. The grin on his face said enough too, didn't it? The way he smiled like he had quite the secret. Like there was something quite rakish that he was about to do. ]
It was a jackhammer. A jackhammer made of shadows. Hammering at the concrete in front of the bank. ]
Behold! [ He threw out a hand, at the shadowed machine. ] Watch as we sink into the Earth! Never to be seen from again!
[ Except for, you know, in the bank. When they jackhammer a hole big enough to come in from the bottom. Teleportation powers be damned, this was fun. ]