"Blog," she corrects, breezily, "and no? Isn't that what this is for? Sucking the undecided voter dick. Poetically speaking."

And behind her glasses and little smirk, Darlene is thinking: capitalist fucktard. Of course he's against socialism. Not like she is a huge fan either but a least the thinking goes in the right direction.

"Everybody gets equal time on the soapbox to tell me why I should vote for them. And I get free food. It's a win-win-win sitch."