"Nope, I'm everybody's fav. A non-committed voter. I am crap at commitment across the board, honestly, so no big surprise there."

Self-deprecating, she sucks at the inside of her cheek and lets it go. The resulting smack is like a punctuation at the end of that sentence. Do you want to hear about how bad she is at commitment? These are dating stories, buddy. They will take a long time. Won't it be more interesting to circle back, to--

"Wait, so you're anti-socialism?"