She rolls her eyes. "Oh my god, congrats on your memory. Look, if you're still butthurt about our previous convo, I was totally trashed. If that wasn't obvious. So take that into consideration, and quit acting like a dickhead. This isn't a big 'gotcha' moment, okay, I am literally here to record a townhall. For a blog. And my name is Darcy."

She holds out the hand not holding the phone.

"Shake my hand and tell me which one of these awesomely qualified candidates you are voting for."