( She snorts, awkwardly shifting her weight to rest on her back foot. Maker, but she wishes she was better at this sort of talk. ) You are hard not to notice. ( With a wave of her hand, she continues. ) You have a tail. ( A beat, and then she does her best to smile, although the expression sits oddly on her face. ) I will endeavour not to assure you I am no stalker if it will make you more comfortable, however.

I simply found it... interesting.