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ᴀᴘʀɪʟ's ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ ([personal profile] infomodder) wrote in [community profile] maskormenacelogs2016-09-03 10:30 pm

Come away little lamb come away to the water

WHO: Jorah Mormont & Will Graham
WHERE: a river a stream a creek
WHEN: early September
WHAT: Part two in the adventures of a bear and a dog who only ever run into each other at inopportune times. It's fun for the whole family.
WARNINGS: gore at the very least; will update if needed




He cut these organs out. It's only fitting he's the one to get rid of them. And he can't bring himself to just stuff them down the garbage disposal like someone else without Cannibal Issues might, which means it's time for a trip out.

...with a bunch of mostly hacked up, thawing organs in the trunk. Good thing he's a careful driver. No one has reason to pull him over. That's the last thing he needs. In plain sight isn't quite the goal here. Not like that, anyway.

He pulls up to one of his usual fishing spots. It's away from the road but he's not the only one who's ever used it. This isn't his secret, unlike the fact he's hauling a different cooler to the edge of the water this time. Dressed in vest and waders, hat, the whole nine yards, he looks like he's ready for just another day of fishing. He's thought of that, too, using the contents as bait. Tempting, tempting. But then if he ate anything he caught...not so tempting.

He sits on the bank, boots dangling into the water. Most of the contents have already been sliced and diced; a horrible sort of food preparation, but necessary. Because Will's plan is to simply toss chunk by chunk, perhaps small handfuls, at a time. Into the water. He's sure there are alligators around who'd appreciate the free meal. He's just a guy with several bags of weird organic chum, nothing to see here. Goddamn hipster. Probably can't even fish.

Except, well...the heart of the matter. The heart, that is. Dorian's heart. It's still whole, carefully placed in the middle of this zombie dream dinner. He wasn't sure what to do with it, only knew it had to go as well. So of course it's the thing he's just grabbed out and is squinting at fondly when he smells someone else. When he turns...

An eyebrow goes up. That's it; he doesn't scatter or try to cover anything up. He doesn't hunch. He doesn't offer an explanation. He's just there.

In fishing wear.

Holding a heart in his hands.

As you do.
khaleesipls: (the perfect disguise)

[personal profile] khaleesipls 2016-09-04 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
What Will smells when the wind changes is very distinctly the scent of an old man in old leather who’s just finished having a piss in the river.

Jorah’s still hiking his belt up when the silhouette of a man turning ahead stops him fast as a tiger in the reeds.

This particular beast is familiar, both in the flavour of his stink and the grizzle touched in wiry at his ruff. Horse sweat and warm steel and beer that’s had all night and half the morning to go stale. Were it not for the teal of the scarf tucked in under his collar, he’d blend in well enough with dead grass and river rot: all earthy green and bronze in the overgrowth.

Direct eye contact doesn’t help. Slow-dawning recognition can only make things worse -- not just of Will, but of what he’s holding.

The change in wind also brings voices, but they’re farther away round the bend, underscored by the distant rustle and clank of boat to mooring.

Much closer and much more personal, a long, sinister scrape accompanies the motion of Jorah drawing his sword in the brush.
khaleesipls: (eavesdrop)

[personal profile] khaleesipls 2016-09-05 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Hands kept in plain sight are a good start.

Will steps away and Jorah pushes out into the open with his sword raised at ready. It’s a mean instrument, steel low on ornamentation, with a sharp edge.

“I know how to fish,” he says. Like, doi. “Keep away from the car.”

As orders go, this has the ring of one he’s only going to give once, rumbled below the threshold for easy overhearing from afar. The linen of his tunic cloys at his hide; his hair is dark with sweat. He’s left his armor at home and he’s still suffering, limited to leather bracers and the heavy sweep of his skirt.

If Will makes a break for it, Mormont won’t beat him to the driver’s side. He’s already done the math, breathing a shade harder than he should be.

Maybe they can talk about this instead. Less cardio intensive. Less Spanish Flea pursuit in the Florida heat.
khaleesipls: (really now)

[personal profile] khaleesipls 2016-09-07 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Jorah’s sword does not grow ten times its size or collapse into a mess of ravenous catfish. It reflects the dull greens and browns of the bank, and the grey of the sky.

A mockery of obedience will do just fine. Jorah keeps his eyes on Will and the point of his sword up as he circles sideways for the cooler. The friction flat in his stare is his only concession for the lack of concern in 'Will Graham’s' posture. Twenty-first century skepticism is becoming very familiar.

“Ser Jorah Mormont,” he says, as he reaches to draw out the baggy Will just dropped in.

It’s fine. They haven’t invented fingerprints in Westeros.

A long glance seals the deal. He holds it up like a sack of leftovers opposite his sword, heart-muscle lumped heavy to one side. His brows are lifted, eyes cool, one curious prick to another.

“Where did you get this?”
Edited (pppt) 2016-09-07 03:59 (UTC)
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[personal profile] khaleesipls 2016-09-08 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
This isn’t a pitfall Jorah has previously considered -- living through having your own heart carved out of your chest. Bits and pieces. His throat closes around a swallow that feels thick; the furrow of his brow takes on a more critical knit -- a sort of sympathy clench. It’s hard to read, at odds with his bravado.

It’s equally hard to tell whether or not Will is telling the truth.

“Some of us aren’t packing around with boxes of human remains.”

He opens his hand and the heart falls, plop, back into the cooler. Muscle and jelly.
khaleesipls: (unsure)

[personal profile] khaleesipls 2016-09-08 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds like a personal problem.

Steady on his feet with a sword in his hand, Jorah stands with his back to that ripple, watching Will fold his arms with veteran suspicion. He doesn’t reply. The wind ripples at linen around patches soaked through to his skin. Tracks of sweat bleed into the bristle at his chops.

The blue of his eyes is just a little too keen to read rough as the rest of him, assessing Will’s attitude against his own investment in this human casserole.

He’s already been gone for too long.

“Who is he?”
khaleesipls: (ser scarf)

[personal profile] khaleesipls 2016-09-09 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Jorah brings his elbow in closer to his side, allowing the blade of his sword to sink into a more relaxed slant before him. His shoulder has scars of its own.

“A friend of yours?”

He clarifies, without much feeling, one brow hiked up past the other. Only slightly judgmental.

Makes sense.

There’s a buzz at his belt, vrrr, vrrr before the ringer starts, muffled: -- what do we have here, now, do you want to ride or die? La dadada da --

He switches his thumb down to decline the call, unruffled by the interruption. It’s a decisive gesture, made without thought, with a look like you’re lucky I’m a chill guy. No need for him to alert the masses.

Everything seems to be in order, here.
Edited 2016-09-09 02:33 (UTC)
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[personal profile] khaleesipls 2016-09-09 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
The muscle, skill and sheer instinct required to face down multiple assailants are just some of the many reasons Jorah’s lived to be as old and grizzled as he is (not the least of which is knowing when to run for his life). At the surge of river water behind him, he wheels into a hard pivot back and aside, shoulders bowed, sword brought up to bear on this latest arrival.

There’s fire in him, now, adrenaline scorching through the warning look he holds on Will after his advice, rife with distrust.

What does a dog-man know about lizard-lions?

Enough to know what they like to eat.

He yields one slow, slinking step.
Edited (welcome to edit universe) 2016-09-09 06:36 (UTC)
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[personal profile] khaleesipls 2016-09-10 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Jorah watches it go. Tension takes its time in unwinding from between his shoulders, fingers stretched open around the grip of his sword. He keeps his eyes on the lid bobbing in the reptile’s wake until Will calls his attention back inland.

His answer is a plain not with you, conveyed at a glance.

“I have a boat to catch,” is what he says aloud. Half a turn sees him headed roughly in the direction from whence he came from, one eye still on Will as he sinks his sword back into its scabbard.

“Be somewhere else before we round the bend.”