[Jeff hides any smile that might be trying to tug at the corners of his lips. That defensive arm folding and grumbling means he's won, and winning is what Winger's do best.]

Well styled hair is still a trademark! You can spot the me cosplayers a mile away because they all look good. [Obviously his cosplayers are the best because they're dressed as him.]

Y'know, speaking of trademarks, I might go buy one of those hats...