- Your fans are cannibals? [RINCEWIND LOOKS HORRIFIED. He waves two hands quickly, like he can suddenly ward off the conversation they've stumbled onto. What the hell is wrong with these people, that's what he wants to know.]

Right, from here on out I vow to never complain about a single person asking for me to sign something. Because at least it's a name they'll want, not my damn liver. Gods, but you certainly got the terrible end of the deal there, didn't you?