[Oh, SURE, Tucker was JUST looking at porn -- well, alright, that is the most believable excuse possible with him. A for effort. Wash lets him go do whatever shady deal it is he's cooking up with this filth-comics vendor, but not without vowing to himself to give Tucker an annoying lecture about this later.
Which is good, because he needs all his attention on navigating this real fucking precarious social situation.]
Thank you? [This is a man unused to compliments. He says the words like he's being simultaneously strangled by his greatest enemy.] You know, while you're here, we could always sign something for you. [IS HE TRYING TO BUY HER SILENCE WITH AUTOGRAPHS]
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Which is good, because he needs all his attention on navigating this real fucking precarious social situation.]
Thank you? [This is a man unused to compliments. He says the words like he's being simultaneously strangled by his greatest enemy.] You know, while you're here, we could always sign something for you. [IS HE TRYING TO BUY HER SILENCE WITH AUTOGRAPHS]