Because imports exist and we're powerful weapons that aren't being used to our full potential. America is treating us badly. [Her voice is so dry as she recites that mold would shrivel up.] Come work for Russia, we'll take care of you properly.

Loses it's charm after a bunch of us spent almost two weeks imprisoned. [And that was BEFORE the invasion. If it weren't for the brainwashing, she'd think the people running Russia were idiots.]