Please. None of them measure up to the real thing.
[Jaime turns back to the action figures with a smile, and -- hey look, there he is! He holds it up beside the Kid Flash figure, and slowly, his expression completely lights up. Wally, damn him, has gone through a growth spurt... and Jaime most decidedly has not. This is not the case with this action figure, however; most people see Jaime from above, or he's very impressively lifting cars or punching through walls. This particularly action figure is not only a good deal taller than Kid Flash, but broader too. This version of Jaime Reyes is jacked.]
Hah! I changed my mind; this one totally is. Look at how much taller this one is!
[That shows you, Wally! The public totally thinks he's manlier!]
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[Jaime turns back to the action figures with a smile, and -- hey look, there he is! He holds it up beside the Kid Flash figure, and slowly, his expression completely lights up. Wally, damn him, has gone through a growth spurt... and Jaime most decidedly has not. This is not the case with this action figure, however; most people see Jaime from above, or he's very impressively lifting cars or punching through walls. This particularly action figure is not only a good deal taller than Kid Flash, but broader too. This version of Jaime Reyes is jacked.]
Hah! I changed my mind; this one totally is. Look at how much taller this one is!
[That shows you, Wally! The public totally thinks he's manlier!]