[He laughs, blissfully unaware that this is exactly the sort of thing Minato would pull.]

What, you don't think my lashes are long enough?

[He does have fairly long lashes, but they don't hold a candle to his drawn self. It's the curse that seems to plague a lot of families: it's always the men with the enviable lashes.]

I'm offended. If these comics are true, this is probably my cue to start crying.

[Okay, so he kind of cries a lot... but not about the stuff they've drawn!!]