Yeah? Feathers, huh?

[Pushing buttons is Santo's specialty. Satisfied with the reaction, he throws his cup away in the general direction of a nearby trashcan - it actually goes sailing way over by a few dozen feet - and steps forward, grinning.]

Then let's see it! Show me your if your bark is better...than...your bi-[wait what he's lost the metaphor here]-Just let me ride the damn bird!