[It's sad how quickly his disposition changes when he hears those four words.]

Okay, pay attention! It's actually not too hard to fix a pompadour with the foundation for the hairstyle already set!

[And he'll show her, starting on the left side where he combs from bottom to top, brushing the loose hairs back up into position again before he smooths them with his free hand and gradually works his way around to her right side.]