I suspect that a great many people simply wished to look at your wares, or to meet an imPort!

[He can't help but smile when he sees her drinking the smoothie. He's become rather alarmed with the state of the Pines' diets after speaking with Dipper, and if he can ever sneak some vegetables into their diets, by god, he'll do just that. Someone has to!]

Speaking of romance, however... how exactly does this work?