All that talk about registering and no one mentions the truth, huh? Here, I'll give you the history lesson...

It was a few months ago. See, Russia decided America's precious little weapon population needed to go away, so they took a bunch of 'em and ran. Hah, you should've seen it ... Like it's some huge disaster that Russia kidnaps people, but watch as everyone forgets America did it first. Rest of us had to go get the sorry assholes - they even came to beg my help to play rescuer. Since America wasn't gonna.

... and that invasion after... it took America days to realize they ran out of ImPorts to get their precious little 'weapons' back for them this time.