[Don't look at his crotch, don't look at his crotch, don't look at his crotch.
And then, because Jaime is a human being with poor impulse control, he does exactly that, and immediately regrets it. He leans back, cringing, unable to restrain Jyushimatsu from digging around excitedly in his bag.]
Maybe you should have tried for a different costume. Or... what, you couldn't choose?
[He gestures at the mask and, okay, that's cute. He shouldn't find it cute, but he does, because he's always flattered when people dress up like him, but moreso when all Jyushimatsu knows is 'is a beetle' and, perhaps, 'pulled me out from underneath a dumpster'.]
I just got stuff of my friends, [he says, which is true; there's plenty of funny doujin featuring space marines, a real Robin plushie, and an assortment of buttons already in there.
God, what made him choose Power Girl? If Power Girl had known...
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[Don't look at his crotch, don't look at his crotch, don't look at his crotch.
And then, because Jaime is a human being with poor impulse control, he does exactly that, and immediately regrets it. He leans back, cringing, unable to restrain Jyushimatsu from digging around excitedly in his bag.]
Maybe you should have tried for a different costume. Or... what, you couldn't choose?
[He gestures at the mask and, okay, that's cute. He shouldn't find it cute, but he does, because he's always flattered when people dress up like him, but moreso when all Jyushimatsu knows is 'is a beetle' and, perhaps, 'pulled me out from underneath a dumpster'.]
I just got stuff of my friends, [he says, which is true; there's plenty of funny doujin featuring space marines, a real Robin plushie, and an assortment of buttons already in there.
God, what made him choose Power Girl? If Power Girl had known...
Wait.]
...hey, can I get a picture of you?