[Ah yes, his friends, all four of those. (There's way more than that you fuckwit.) Tetsuo rolls his eyes.]
That tired old trick again... it's always lame food, too.
[He stares at a stand selling something called rasPerry Shrimp, alongside roasted Hazelnuts or Kageroux Gumbo. He knows 'shrimp'. What's the rest of that say?
This is the true source of his hatred for this oh so charming trend: the puns are all in English.
They even pass a tent with drinks featuring fun additions like Alerith Garden Brews (grand opening), featuring Amaranth, flower blends boasting Calendula, Elderflower, Lavender and Dianthus, alongside more established brands of Yayooibos Tea or, for the kids, Rikool Aid.
Unfortunately, since he's stubborn about learning to read English, most of this wit is long lost on him. 'Kanedaifuku' or 'Tetsuiro' he can at least get, although that doesn't look like uiro in the slightest. 'Kururhubarb' or 'Key Grimes Pie?' Not a chance.
Can't they JUST SAY WHAT THEY ARE?! It's hard enough to figure out what's edible without them mangling the names in a language he's only got half of a grasp on. Ughhh. At least that's what telepathy's good for, if he has to know.]
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That tired old trick again... it's always lame food, too.
[He stares at a stand selling something called rasPerry Shrimp, alongside roasted Hazelnuts or Kageroux Gumbo. He knows 'shrimp'. What's the rest of that say?
This is the true source of his hatred for this oh so charming trend: the puns are all in English.
They even pass a tent with drinks featuring fun additions like Alerith Garden Brews (grand opening), featuring Amaranth, flower blends boasting Calendula, Elderflower, Lavender and Dianthus, alongside more established brands of Yayooibos Tea or, for the kids, Rikool Aid.
Unfortunately, since he's stubborn about learning to read English, most of this wit is long lost on him. 'Kanedaifuku' or 'Tetsuiro' he can at least get, although that doesn't look like uiro in the slightest. 'Kururhubarb' or 'Key Grimes Pie?' Not a chance.
Can't they JUST SAY WHAT THEY ARE?! It's hard enough to figure out what's edible without them mangling the names in a language he's only got half of a grasp on. Ughhh. At least that's what telepathy's good for, if he has to know.]