Dude, your eight-year-old self was precious. Seriously. If I wasn't such an asshole back then, I'd have told you so. Tell me he/you bedazzled something even more important? Because that's just...fucking hilarious.

[But the page makes him turn a deep red and he's pretty sure he feels scandalized, courtesy of Hermann. Does not stop him from taking a good long look at it, and... Well, the tattoos aren't quite accurate, but they aren't bad either.]

Speaking of--Why are you even READING that? Isn't that hella awkward or something? I mean, it's like Tall!You is kissing on me and we both know I'm not the one you want to suck face with