Blame my eight-year-old self. It's not my fault.

[ He says with the deepest sigh imaginable. It's a damn good thing he has payback right here in his hands or else he might really get depressed. Instead, he grins wickedly and flips to one of the steamier pages. ]

Looking for some yourself? I can recommend the booth I came from. They were quite delighted to see me - until they realized I was much too short to be Hermann.