[ Matthew is usually pretty honest, and he will leave the accusations and "fuck off"s to other people (Ronan) for as long as he is alive.
Also despite having a number of qualities in common with the average golden retriever puppy, he is not, in fact, an actual dog, and does not need any treats tossed in his direction. Just the question is enough; it sounds like something that might evolve into an offer of assistance and he opens his arms gratefully--and metaphorically--to this possibility. ]
I got on the wrong bus, and I'm not sure how to get back home.
[ He glances over his shoulder and almost adds that someone might be following him, but decides not to because he has no idea if it's true. There's no reason Kavinsky would be following him, right? Seeing him at all was probably just a really terrible coincidence. He should stop thinking about it at all. He wants to stop thinking about it! So instead he goes with: ]
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Also despite having a number of qualities in common with the average golden retriever puppy, he is not, in fact, an actual dog, and does not need any treats tossed in his direction. Just the question is enough; it sounds like something that might evolve into an offer of assistance and he opens his arms gratefully--and metaphorically--to this possibility. ]
I got on the wrong bus, and I'm not sure how to get back home.
[ He glances over his shoulder and almost adds that someone might be following him, but decides not to because he has no idea if it's true. There's no reason Kavinsky would be following him, right? Seeing him at all was probably just a really terrible coincidence. He should stop thinking about it at all. He wants to stop thinking about it! So instead he goes with: ]
And I kind of left my phone at work.