I could teleport it home, but as you know, it takes roughly ten minutes to do so. [To make up for the fact they can't hold hands, Hermann walks as closely as is safe for the laptop as they start down the hall]

Not to mention I seem to have a more difficult time transporting cloth than any other material. Not terribly so, but enough to be irritating at points.

[Hermann frowns at the ends of the laces slapping the floor and looking rather like a tripping hazard]

You should probably tie those.