... [Ken moves while she's talking, shuffling across the room and finding a chair to drop in. The furniture in this house aren't small; they usually have to be big enough to fit the Iron Bull, and Ken is dwarfed even more by the couch as he draws his feet up and crosses his legs on the cushion.]

I'm going to ask this first, but when you said it's shattered, is it... literally a comminuted fracture? Because if it is you should probably take him to a doctor before you teach him any lessons about self preservation.