A couple days ago. Long enough for me to get bored. [He ticks off the answers almost routinely. It's dry, careless. But at the last, he gets a smirk.]

The last, we happened upon a cruel and terrible kidnapper, an evil thug who sought to hold you random until all of the girls stripped before his wild and terrible desires.

[This is, completely, and utterly, a lie. Kaneda is probably EVEN IN EARSHOT OF THIS BULLSHIT.]