Needlessly belligerent? Don't knock Hallie's journey of self-exploration. Sure, she might end up wiping all organic life off the face of the planet -- but as long as humanity keeps providing her with games about feeding and giving toys to adorable stray animals, it's only a small chance.

"Yeah? How about showing off in a way that doesn't make life more difficult for the teenage trainees stuck in a virtual Siberian winter?" Annoyed and distracted, it takes a few seconds for Peter to realize that in an effort to halfway keep up with the Doctor's continued tinkering he's started hammering away at his own keyboard far faster than any normal human can type.

He takes a deep breath through his nose and forces himself to slow down, hoping no one -- least of all the guy sitting next to him -- has noticed. Who knows if this Doctor respects things like basic privacy, let alone secret identities. Not that a mastery of Mavis Beacon is going to out Spider-Man, but the fewer clues he hands him, the better.