[That's all well and good, but Kaidan's already a super space marine; it's not like he really needs to get beach body ready. He's always beach body ready, the entire Normandy squad is practically a bunch of dangerous underwear models. It's sort of not fair.]
[The diner's only a few blocks away, so at least it won't be far to walk. A plus when you have to deal with Joker's shitty limping gait.]
Call me mom again and I'll give you something to really bitch about.
[He tries to keep his worrying habits a secret, mostly because it would ruin his reputation. But worrying about the crew is kind of in his job description; he's the one who has to get everyone to and from the battlefield safely, and he's the one who gets called when something goes tits up and they need a rescue. They rely on him to keep them safe when they're on the ship, and Joker takes his actual duties a lot more seriously than he takes Alliance appearance regulations.]
[So, yeah, he worries. He just doesn't fuss unless someone's being real stupid.]
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[The diner's only a few blocks away, so at least it won't be far to walk. A plus when you have to deal with Joker's shitty limping gait.]
Call me mom again and I'll give you something to really bitch about.
[He tries to keep his worrying habits a secret, mostly because it would ruin his reputation. But worrying about the crew is kind of in his job description; he's the one who has to get everyone to and from the battlefield safely, and he's the one who gets called when something goes tits up and they need a rescue. They rely on him to keep them safe when they're on the ship, and Joker takes his actual duties a lot more seriously than he takes Alliance appearance regulations.]
[So, yeah, he worries. He just doesn't fuss unless someone's being real stupid.]