[The whole not wanting to be disappointed thing, anyway. Keep your expectations low enough and you won't be let down as many times, but your worldview will also suck balls. It's a trade-off.]
I'm not saying that you have to be a freaking fountain of optimism or anything.
[If anybody had the right to mope right now, it's Alenko. He got a double hit from this one-- down a CO and a boyfriend.]
But you've been sitting here longer than an hour and a half, I can tell. [Don't try to bullshit a bullshitter.] I kinda hate you for making me sound like my own mother, but when did you last eat anything? And like, real food, not bar peanuts or something.
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[The whole not wanting to be disappointed thing, anyway. Keep your expectations low enough and you won't be let down as many times, but your worldview will also suck balls. It's a trade-off.]
I'm not saying that you have to be a freaking fountain of optimism or anything.
[If anybody had the right to mope right now, it's Alenko. He got a double hit from this one-- down a CO and a boyfriend.]
But you've been sitting here longer than an hour and a half, I can tell. [Don't try to bullshit a bullshitter.] I kinda hate you for making me sound like my own mother, but when did you last eat anything? And like, real food, not bar peanuts or something.