You still get to have nice things even if there's a shitty war going on back home, y'know.

[Well, okay, maybe Joker doesn't get to have nice things, but he's not the focus of this conversation right now. The point is that this sad sack of polite Canadian judginess still deserves to have his space marine boyfriend cake and eat it, too.]

And, hey, maybe Shepard'll kick major reaper ass and you two can, I dunno, do whatever it is you want to do for the rest of your lives. Adopt like thirty fat dogs and let Shepard feed them to death, whatever floats your guys' boats.