It's a bar and like half the Normandy crew is here. Where the hell else would we be?

[Just by sheer probability, someone was going to run into him.]

[It's actually worse than he originally thought. There's a full-scale, all out mopefest going on here, population Kaidan, and it can't be allowed to continue. It's just all... sad and pathetic and he looks like a kicked dog. A Canadian kicked dog with a pompadour.]

And if you spend too much longer in that chair, it's probably going to fuse with your ass.