[This is the expression of someone who has never considered all that alternate dimension crap before in his life and isn't going to anytime soon until it's literally shoved in his face. Those are things that happen to other people, people who are not Flash Thompson (even Flash Thompson as Venom.)]
Ok, Pete, say we aren't. What exactly does that change? We're still friends. We have to be, or you wouldn't be talking to me right now and explaining all this. You know I'm in this chair already, and we still know the same people, and it's not like I'm gonna tell you all about your life because quite frankly, dude, up until recently it was just more of the same old Peter Parker.
[He needs this to be true, and so he's going to stick to this. All of that timeline stuff, universes, it doesn't fit with what he knows and how he understands the world. And maybe it's irresponsible, but he doesn't think so. Peter is his friend. Peter will always be his friend.]
Although if the last things you remember happened in 2010, you are so behind it is not even funny. Seriously, it's 2014 where I come from.
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Ok, Pete, say we aren't. What exactly does that change? We're still friends. We have to be, or you wouldn't be talking to me right now and explaining all this. You know I'm in this chair already, and we still know the same people, and it's not like I'm gonna tell you all about your life because quite frankly, dude, up until recently it was just more of the same old Peter Parker.
[He needs this to be true, and so he's going to stick to this. All of that timeline stuff, universes, it doesn't fit with what he knows and how he understands the world. And maybe it's irresponsible, but he doesn't think so. Peter is his friend. Peter will always be his friend.]
Although if the last things you remember happened in 2010, you are so behind it is not even funny. Seriously, it's 2014 where I come from.