[ a siiiiigh before ] Look, I understand that you might be depressed. Hell, I spent all of the 1990s depressed over a lost love. But, since I spent all of it depressed, I missed out on Princess Di, that sheep they cloned, and a ton of heroin.

[ That might not be the most productive statement he could say True, but not entirely productive. ] You can wallow. Just don't wallow for too long. If they're ported out, then there's no way to get them back. So, I hate to say this, but you'll need to accept this or you're going to miss out on a lot and you'll be kicking yourself for it later.

[ a pause because that is way too sentimental for Dorian's taste and he just straight up doesn't know how to be sentimental. ] And, don't wallow with peanut butter. I'll buy you a hooker or something, anything would be classier than that.