Oh, no. That hole is mine and mine alone—if I wanted to divulge my practices, I would. But you know, god of chaos. You can lose the Mister, by the way, I don't really like that title. The theories are delightful, though.

I am starting to think that you only hear what you want to.

Bringing this to any mortal authorities is sure to get messy, and that's not exactly desirable either. Besides, you asked about the cascade—you can't pick around the details for misgivings without taking the end into consideration.