[Honestly, there's some stories Josuke could tell that'd probably interest Kaneki! But...they're also not the kinds of stories Josuke likes telling.

You know, the sort that involve schoolmates who like to stab out eyeballs with pens, serial killers who chop off young ladies' hands, rats who're smart enough to store human food in fridges...]

Is it really not a scientist? ...I honestly can't say I've bothered to ask. The whole thing really wigs me out! Like, a lot more than a whole different Earth does.

[Because he's seen people stop time, man. It's not too far-fetched to think that people could fuck further with it.]