"Legal proxy." There's a difference, dammit. Giorno rolls his eyes a little and shakes his head, not quite sure whether to tug the marshmallow loose or just. Surrender it and start over. "Anyway, I'm sure there's someplace appropriate for marshmallow pornography. Some corner of the internet or parody art project... I'm just worried about the effect exposure to that sort of thought has had on my young mind."

Said absolutely deadpan with a flat voice like a 40 year old. And, you know what? Tugging that marshmallow after all.