Oh no, he can't keep a straight face! He's trying. So hard. But as he laughs from behind a hand clasped over his mouth, cheeks puffing, shoulders shaking, foot stomping the sand...it's pretty obvious he's dun.

"Oh man...what do you mean I did it? I've been sitting right here this whole time, you've been watching me!"

He lowers his hand slightly, still looking smug.

"It's really unfair that you're trying to saddle me with the blame!"