Seriously, there hasn't been any shouting over here. Have you been drinking too much? You need to watch that, you know! I can't drive everyone home, somebody else needs to pick up the DD slack.

[she pushes up onto her tiptoes so that she can press a hand to his forehead, checking for the flush that comes from fever or drunkenness. this is really damn amusing, so she's actually selling the false worry a lot better than her usual lies.]