Then there's probably been some kind of societal breakdown I should know about. You can't sneak onto a bus without paying if you life depended on it.

[she's moving right on to dry quips because the possibility of a homeless guy actually being able to pay her bus fare is nonexistent in Hazel's mind. this guy's probably going to be hanging around her until she gets picked up, so she might as well try and keep herself entertained. better than lamenting her existence, at least.]