[Young dog? Nah, this kid is a straight up puppy. Look at him go, bark, whimper, whine. The most natural progression he has ever seen, bless. What an endearing little shithead.]
You're a Capricorn, too? [He seriously sounds ready to follow that up with "get out of town!" Look at him go, relating to the youth. He's so happy with this development, he can really work with it.] The goat has a fish tail, I'm—how are you with boat rides? No wireless, no virtual anything that's not necessary... [Is his potential birthday getting worse? Will is testing some waters right now, speaking so quickly it sounds like he is earnest and excited.] ...know a guy who has a glass-bottom boat, amazing set up—he owes me a favor, I'm gonna call it in.
[Is that a fucking flip phone? Well, duh. Yes. Yes it is. And Will's pulling it out with a smile as he starts to meander on by. Nothing to see here, no harmless life ruining going on.]
I'll be back to make sure nobody outbids me, don't worry. See you for your birthday, then?
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You're a Capricorn, too? [He seriously sounds ready to follow that up with "get out of town!" Look at him go, relating to the youth. He's so happy with this development, he can really work with it.] The goat has a fish tail, I'm—how are you with boat rides? No wireless, no virtual anything that's not necessary... [Is his potential birthday getting worse? Will is testing some waters right now, speaking so quickly it sounds like he is earnest and excited.] ...know a guy who has a glass-bottom boat, amazing set up—he owes me a favor, I'm gonna call it in.
[Is that a fucking flip phone? Well, duh. Yes. Yes it is. And Will's pulling it out with a smile as he starts to meander on by. Nothing to see here, no harmless life ruining going on.]
I'll be back to make sure nobody outbids me, don't worry. See you for your birthday, then?
[What now, pup. What now.]