[Poor unfortunate souls everywhere. Formerly poor, on Will's end.
Sad tales of being too poor to compete with $350, this is right up Will's alley, actually. He can empathize with that from profound personal experience. Not necessarily when it comes to dating (he just wanted some socks, holy shit, he did not have room to care much about roses and chocolates and other trivial garbage that didn't do anything in the long run), but in general? Yeah, he gets it. He hopes that his stupid wallet dumping isn't seen as a threat, was never intended as one. He's all set to address that when the slightly pale comment comes in and that slightly changes to completely pale.
He's not upset with this situation enough to pale. He's upset that his paleness was noticed and he doesn't want to explain why that is. So.]
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Sad tales of being too poor to compete with $350, this is right up Will's alley, actually. He can empathize with that from profound personal experience. Not necessarily when it comes to dating (he just wanted some socks, holy shit, he did not have room to care much about roses and chocolates and other trivial garbage that didn't do anything in the long run), but in general? Yeah, he gets it. He hopes that his stupid wallet dumping isn't seen as a threat, was never intended as one. He's all set to address that when the slightly pale comment comes in and that slightly changes to completely pale.
He's not upset with this situation enough to pale. He's upset that his paleness was noticed and he doesn't want to explain why that is. So.]
Uh huh.
[Pardon him, he's going for the kill.]