[If there is one great thing about dogs (as if there's just one, come on), it's their ability to dig. And dig. And dig and dig and continue digging long after someone or something else that would be displeased with the digging has managed to spot them in action. Will doesn't particularly give a damn where his dogs dig on his own property and he's really, really good at digging not only his grave but helping out with the graves of everyone else around him, whether he actively means to do that much or not.
But as Inumuta refuses to slow his own roll, he's reminded of a dog with its ass half-sticking out of a hole, continually making it bigger and happily doing so because, what, what's the worst consequence that could come out of this? A bap on the nose? A garden hose getting turned on him?
No, no. That's too little and nowhere near the same levels of petty that he's getting right now. Rather than take any of the bait offered, verbally, bark back about the real origin of the word date or what is and is not threatening, Will quirks one eyebrow and looks back over at the names for bid before he lets out a quiet, ominous:]
Aren't you out here for bid, too? [Sinister.] Swore I saw your name.
[You gon be a shit he gon be a shit back. Woof woof, motherfucker, doggy dates were never this understandable by the human population.]
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But as Inumuta refuses to slow his own roll, he's reminded of a dog with its ass half-sticking out of a hole, continually making it bigger and happily doing so because, what, what's the worst consequence that could come out of this? A bap on the nose? A garden hose getting turned on him?
No, no. That's too little and nowhere near the same levels of petty that he's getting right now. Rather than take any of the bait offered, verbally, bark back about the real origin of the word date or what is and is not threatening, Will quirks one eyebrow and looks back over at the names for bid before he lets out a quiet, ominous:]
Aren't you out here for bid, too? [Sinister.] Swore I saw your name.
[You gon be a shit he gon be a shit back. Woof woof, motherfucker, doggy dates were never this understandable by the human population.]