[Eddie rolls his eyes at the mom comment, then makes a face.] 

Ugh, stop!  You're getting germy, sticky jello all over your costume.  Do you want people to think you're gushing blood?  That never happened in the thriller video!  You know when you go outside, tiny bugs are gonna want the sugar in the jello and crawl all over your legs. 

[He shakes his head.] 

No fucking way! People around here are crazy.  The boxes could have anything in them. Now, hold out your hands so I can spray'em.