Like that one girl on the network with the cat ears? Or like this musical movie with the nightmare cats? [Popping a gummy bear right into his mouth, chewing it up idly. Then he swallows.] There’s different versions of cat people, you gotta be very specific when you talk about—

[He stops, makes a noise like he’s about to puke.]

One sec. I think that went down wrong.

[And he bolts towards the bathroom, holding his stomach like it’s suddenly gotten very, very upset with him. Five minutes later, a rather old-sounding voice shrieks out from the bathroom:]

Oh, fuck!