Mike shrugs in response. Nope, no one warned him of anything. Even a quick 'heads-up new roommate' message is apparently too much work for the government. What a bunch of slackers.
(Pot calling kettle black.)
"Oh." Oh. His favorite word.
A new roommate after all. Mike glances down at his gun and slips it under his belt. Won't be needing that today.
"Welcome to the house?" He ducks around her, goes for the fridge and a beer, "I'm Mike." Wait. "Already told you that. Guess you drew the short straw with room pickin' since there's only one left? Think they're all pretty much the same, anyway. Bathrooms for everybody! Government usin' their heads for once. Be a real mess if we had to share. Especially with talkin' wolf lady around. Hey, you want a drink or anything?"
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(Pot calling kettle black.)
"Oh." Oh. His favorite word.
A new roommate after all. Mike glances down at his gun and slips it under his belt. Won't be needing that today.
"Welcome to the house?" He ducks around her, goes for the fridge and a beer, "I'm Mike." Wait. "Already told you that. Guess you drew the short straw with room pickin' since there's only one left? Think they're all pretty much the same, anyway. Bathrooms for everybody! Government usin' their heads for once. Be a real mess if we had to share. Especially with talkin' wolf lady around. Hey, you want a drink or anything?"