"Easy, easy, you're both adorable." This scratchie goes to Dog.

Jackalopes, huh? And other monsters. "Who the fuck would adopt a monster that looks like a pair of legs?" he wonders, out loud. "I'd get the dragon, honestly."

He opens the baggie, and holds one carrot out to Bubsy. To Adam, he says, "I've only been to the one they held in a spa. That was pretty fun, I got my feet nibbled on by teeny little fish, but they really fucked up a lot that time." He still remembers the 3 AM fire alarm.