[Huh, not exactly what he expected out of her mouth. Not by a long shot. He was half ready for her to throw down.]

Oh, no more trouble than anyone else, I suppose... But that little one, with the blue hair? Cut my shopping bag open the other day! All my catfood fell out, too, and now I need to go get more. [Lie. This is a Lie.]

...If you're with them, maybe you could help me carry a bag of it back to my house. I don't live far away, and I've been worried about it since.

[And then finally takes his papers once he's said his guilt tripping diatribe]