God, he's irritating. Carol briefly amuses herself by thinking of how little someone like Fury would put up with Joker's bullshit. Even Maria would give him what's for. Let it not be said that Carol has an abundance of patience, but hey... she's trying.

"You don't have to be a model citizen. Not killing people would be a start. No poisoning food and water, even if it doesn't kill people... No loopholes."