I refuse to believe that any limb loss on your end, M, wouldn't be directly after shouting "watch this!"

[huff huff, but it's true. he hasn't lost an arm yet, though!]

Ach, 'least it didn't fuck up anythin'. Married a pal, we're on good terms even though I ended it. Hardly counts as a bad life choice. Just... a choice, I guess!