[ That might be worth believing. There's probably a certain truth to it when someone's willing to bill themselves as unlikable. But she's also met a few people who've voluntarily taken up the name 'Wayne,' which has to say something, right?

Besides, she'll all about making cruddy decisions lately. Case in point? ]

I'm about to go on a maybe-romantic road trip with a guy who kinda cheated on me before ultimately screaming at me to get out of his life literally the instant before I was murdered, so... [ She shrugs, smile wry. It's easy to pick on herself, sometimes, to treat it all like it's very easy. ] I'm all about shitty interpersonal choices.

And I'm tired of being useless.